Saturday, September 6

Morning Saga...


Bappi got up early today. He strolled towards the bathroom in half sleep. He squeezed the tooth paste tube and looked at the paste. Why do most of the pastes look white colour? Why not brown, yellow or brown in colour? Who knows! Why the paste got a mint taste? Why not in a chocolate, vanilla or a butter scotch flavour? He felt good. He loves it when he thinks weird. With a glee he finished off the process and headed towards the toilet. Somebody had already occupied the room. “Bloody Shit”, he hates this part of hostel life. You never can relieve things when you feel like. You are always in a queue.

“Get out soon, you shitter!” he wondered whether such a word do exist. Whatever! “Go, go shit somewhere outside” the intruder of his day shouted. Bloody Ass! The urge to download yesterday’s superfluous food material after its digestion process in the abdomen was in its initial stage. But still he felt like showering the rival-at-the-present-situation with loads of swears words till his eardrum blasts out of frequency. So he picked up his cigarette packet and went upstairs onto the terrace. A fag early in the morning will be kick ass, he thought. He strode towards his destiny. The time was 7 in the morning. He never had been waked up so early after his 12th board exams. Engineering had bastardised him totally.

The terrace welcomed him with a breeze caressing his smooth long hair. He could feel them gently tickling his nerves. He lighted one cigarette and stood there, 18 storeys up from ground level. He could see the major part of the city from one side of the terrace. He took few long puffs from his ciggie but the breeze forced him to relocate his position. Standing on the other side of terrace from where he saw the green areas of a small mountain, he felt relating with nature. Suddenly he noticed lots of heads in between the bushes, here and there, throughout the escarpments.

He looked at it once again. Yeah, not one or two, but many heads here and there. What the hell they are doing over there in those bushes. Few were getting up and few were trying to find the proper place in the thickets. Each of them carried either a small bucket or a mug. Once after they find a proper place, they looked here and there ensuring no one is staring at them. Then they settle down removing their pants properly and get engaged in ‘the’ process.

What the fuck! He just puffed the whole cigarette at full throttle and sped downstairs. “Oh, you should have waited for me, dude”, his rival was out from the toilet and standing there staring at his cigarette packet. Bappi didn’t utter a word. He got in the toilet, stood there forgetting what was his purpose. He looked all over. Thank God, for these enclosed room, for the leisure of sitting and doing what I want without even getting tensed whether someone is watching or not among those bushes. He felt pity for those who don’t have the provision for their basic amenity.

“Phew! Lucky me”, he thought.

34 comments:

d SINNER!!! said...

:) The same thot occurred to me as I was on my way to Delhi...Owing to the idiotic habit that I CANT sleep while on a move I was awake, the sun was rising and the bus was moving and Delhi was near.

Coming from the hilly regions, I noticed the green patches at the boundary of Delhi and what do i see... heeehaww..so many heads ...

HOBO said...

All I will say :
Enjoy !!!

RiverSoul said...

I'm rolling on the floor!!!
Its really funny. Maybe i've finally flipped, But i find it (SELF-CONSCIOUS PEOPLE TRYING TO FIND A PLACE TO SHIT WITHOUT LOSING THEIR DIGNITY) iNCREDIBLY FUNNY!
LOL.
Nice!

ANWESA said...

mixed emotions..started feeling desperate,then awful n at the end,almost sympathetic!!!

*~*{Sameera}*~* said...

Though it's funny,it's a sad plight.Indeed,we have much to be thankful for!

gunj said...

smetimes d simplest things in life can feel like such a blessing! ;)

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@d sinner,

yeah..a very common plight while passing all main railway stations..delhi, mumbai, calcutta..pune..everywhere...
lucky we all..!!

:)

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@hobo,

:)

to whom..??those people or the protagonist..??

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@riversoul,

yeah funny, but a hard fact about india..!! they got no other options..

:)

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@anwesa,

yeah, sympethetic..actually i felt pathetic while writing that..a part of indian population dont even got a place for their excretions..!!

:)

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@sameera,

exactly sameera, and we need to realise such things often..we definitely are in the lucky lot..!!

:)

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@gunj,

oh yeah gunj....and such realisations at times can matter most..!! we all are blessed..!!

:)

Diana said...

Hi Vinu....

Ur posts are so engaging...one can actually words taking shape infront of the eyes...

The post began with such a funny note...and the end for me was a bit sympathetic....

Arent we lucky in many ways?

Hemanth Potluri said...

rofl....wow dude u had me laughin all the way around,...i am on the floor now...but the tragedy u gave at last is my god...soo sympathetic ..my god...:)..

urs..hemu..

peter said...

ROFL
u knw wat the biggest pleasure in this wrld is in shitting properly and safely

this is a part f a joke frm Akbar's time...LOL

happy blogging

Divya said...

lol... it was funny and sad at the same time... anyone who has traveled by Mumbai electric trains in the mornings have met with the same plight... or worse!

Keshi said...

ur kidding me right??!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keshi.

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@diana,

am flattered. anyways great to know my writings are worth a read and entertaining few..!!

the whole theme is sympethetic..i just gave a funny node in the start...

you got it right..we are lucky in many ways..same as what the protagonist realize at the end..!!

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@hemanth,

thnx man..yeah, its funny when thought..but on a deeper side, its a curse of our country..cant imagine the state of those people..

keep visiting..!!

:)

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@peter,

oh you said it right..
i realise that part like my protagonist in the write up..just cant imagine if i had to be in 'those heads' place...

happy blogging to u too buddy..!!

:)

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@divya,

yeah..but the plight is horrible..yeah..i had travelled those routes..lets dream someday we will be free from these issues..

:)

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@keshi,

no friend..its a truth faced by this nation..atleast in major cities...

the worst thing is that, the number had only increased..!!

:)

Pavi!!!! said...

We never realize the simple LUXURIES we have in life ..until it is said the way u just did...

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@pavi

yeah very true..
you put it in the right way..
simple luxuries..!!

:)

Keshi said...

omg thats so grosssssss!


Keshi.

roop said...

realistic humor. drives the point home. can't get better. :)

Solitaire said...

This really does happen?????

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@yeah keshi..

we are living with this fact..!!

:)

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@solitaire,

yes ma'm...
it does happen..in real..!!
and if u cant believe me go through some of the comments which are testimonials..!!

:)

Vinz aka Vinu said...

@roop,

thnx for dropping by...realistic humor..apt classification..

this fact forces us to smile and think at the same time..!!

:)

mayz said...

lol...this reminds me of d raliway lines in bihar!!!

Vinz aka Vinu said...

mayz,

yeah friend...almost every part of india suffer this tragedy..!!

:)

Oxy said...

hahaha.. lucky u indeed and we all ..

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